June 2012
6 posts
May 2012
12 posts
I have never been so confused after a date
I can’t read him at all, and he texted me saying I seem like a really nice girl, maybe too nice. What the fuck does that mean
"Happy I wantto make you a mother day"
hahahahaha Thanks for the early morning text Scotty, goofball.
You know how people lie about hickies and claim they burned their neck with a curling iron
I actually burned my neck with a curling iron. It hurts like a bitch. And looks like a hicky. Mother fucker.
I get odd pleasure out of thinking that people play slug-bug when I drive by
I can hear my roommates arguing from the next room
This shit is better than cable.